His dog looks too happy? Wait, what?

Does his dating profile mention he likes craft beer? Nail. Does his dog look too happy? Nail. Does he have a shirtless selfie that was clearly taken at his mom’s pool? SLAM THE HAMMER.
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Patrick Martin
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His dog looks too happy?

Wait, what?
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Written by Patrick Martin853 Followers
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Person. blah blah about me ... WAIT CLIMATE CANCER WE CAN BEAT IT PEOPLE ... all opinions my own
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