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Nov 11, 2019·1 min read

Groan…

Patrick Martin

Person. blah blah about me ... WAIT CLIMATE CANCER WE CAN BEAT IT PEOPLE ... all opinions my own

…n’t find my candy corn (turns out I had left it in car). Sensei said I should “find a good lawyer.” The joke is on him, however, because I practice self-defense.

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